Savory slow cooker white bean soup.

“What should I make in the slow cooker?” I asked the fiance.

“Soup.”

He didn’t even look up or hesitate. And he was right. I’ve teased soup out of the old Rival crockpot dozens and dozens of times, from chunky seafood chowders to creamy pumpkin purees, but I haven’t done it in a good, long time.

I realized that I’ve become so enamored of all the unusual and surprising things that can be done with a slow cooker, that I lost my grip on the things it does best. There are two: soup and dried beans. It was high time I did both for Crock Tease, and all in one recipe, to show off the crockpot at its best.

Following on the heels of the previous night’s party , soup sounded like a wonderful hangover cure as well. Steamy broth beats hair of the dog hands down, no matter what anyone tells you. It even slightly beats Water Joe, the brilliant caffeinated water product I once proclaimed the world’s greatest hangover drink. (You know how you can’t decide which you need more, water or coffee, so you alternately guzzle both? Water Joe is both. It has sadly disappeared from the store where I once bought it.)

There are a lot of slow cooker bean recipes that involve opening cans, and that’s okay. Sometimes convenience rules. Do yourself a favor and cook the real deal once in a while, though. The slow cooker does the tough work, it’s cheaper, lower in sodium, and –most importantly– slow cooked beans taste ten times better. Making the soup right in the pot in which the dried beans cook takes advantage of the flavorsome juice that lingers in the crock (known as “bean liquor”).

Top each bowl with a drizzle of extra-virgin olive oil, shaved Parmesan and cracked pepper and the soup will look fine Italian restaurant-quality. Eat as a meal, or serve as a sophisticated starter to an Italian dinner.

Slow Cooker Italian Herb White Bean Soup Recipe

1 lb. dried white beans (Great Northern or Cannellini)
6 cups vegetable broth (about 3 cans)
2 cups water
4 cloves garlic, minced
4 green onions, chopped
3/4 cup roasted red peppers, sliced
1 Tbsp fresh thyme (1 tsp dried)
1 Tbsp fresh rosemary (1 tsp dried)
Juice of 1/2 lemon (about 1 Tbsp)
Salt and coarse ground black pepper to taste

For topping: Coarse ground black pepper, olive oil, shaved Parmesan

Directions: Combine ingredients in crock of your slow cooker. Cover and cook on low for 7-8 hours or high for 3½-4 hours. To serve, drizzle a tablespoon of olive oil over each bowl, then top with shaved Parmesan and black pepper to taste.

Tips: Depending on how hot your slow cooker gets (or how many times you sneak a peak and lose moisture), you might need extra liquid to make your soup soupy. Just add extra broth or water as needed –and stop peeking!

Best hangover cure ever. Have you heard? Bean soup is the new Water Joe.

Red peppers give the dip a rosy hue instead of the usual greenish one.

The timing was perfect for a girls’ get-together. My friend Laurel was still dewy from her recent wedding –a lovely outdoor affair with colorful parasols for guests and big poufs of paper flowers– and anxious to show off her new wedding gifts, which included a slew of artsy tableware.

My friend Jessica was turning 30, and we knew she needed comfort, seeing as how she’s just one calcium-deficient step away from support knee-highs and bingo nights. The rest of us? We just needed a drink. Like I said, the timing was perfect.

Turning 30 means seeking solace in a whole crock of artichoke dip. It works! Solace achieved.

The choice to keep the dudes at home was a stroke of genius. Parties are always a little bit wilder without the men putting a damper on things. We were free to talk (discussion topics included selling panties on the Internet and how –or if– one’s Barbies had sex) and generally carouse.

Laurel served up a drink concoction that was suited to the hot Southern summer: lemon vodka, seltzer, fresh mint from the garden, and a scoop of sorbet (choice of coconut, pomegranate, or lime). She also made a crazily addictivetapenade with figs, kalamata olives and a third ingredient I’ve forgotten (pine nuts?). I’m a sucker for the combo of salty and sweet.

She chopped up a cool dish of fresh cucumbers, lime juice, and salt (an easy-peasy side I need to remember), and someone brought a gorgeous cake that looked like Neapolitan ice cream.

Leave it to me, in the midst of all the perfectly light, summery food, to be the one to drop the fat bomb.

"Ho-hum," says Susan. "I'll try some dip, but it doesn't look worth letting go of my flask."

With a lot of imbibing (and the aforementioned carousing) going on, it’s good to have something to soak up the liquor. I made a double batch, almost half a whole crockpot, thinking it might be too much, and all but a dab was gone by party’s end.

"God? Is that you?"

The red peppers and sharp cheese give this crockpot dip a kick that’s missing from some artichoke dips, and most taste-testers appreciated the departure from the ubiquitous spinach/artichoke combination. It’s always better hot, and the slow cooker kept it nice and warm all night.

Slow Cooker Artichoke Dip with Roasted Red Peppers Recipe

2 9 oz packages of frozen artichoke hearts
1 12 oz jar marinated artichokes, drained and some liquid reserved
2 8 oz packages of cream cheese, softened
4 green onions, chopped
1 cup shaved Parmesan cheese
1/3 cup grated extra-sharp Cheddar cheese
1/3 cup roasted red peppers, chopped
1 clove garlic, minced
Juice of 1 whole lemon (about 2 Tbsp)
Splash of reserved marinade
Dashes of hot sauce, to taste

Directions: Combine in crock of slow cooker and mix to combine. Cook on low for 2 hours or high for 1 hour. Switch to warm setting and serve directly from crockpot with tortilla chips or a sliced baguette. Serves a whole bunch of regular people, or a handful of extremely ravenous women.

Tips: Cut the recipe in half for small slow cookers or a smaller crowd.
Forgot to bring the cream cheese to room temp? Just drop it in, then give it a quick stir halfway through cooking time to make sure your ingredients cook together.

Apologies to Laurel for not getting any good pictures of her tableware or food. Vodka can do that to a person’s camera-steadying hand.